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Daily
Thoughts
Thoughts about bosses
Quote from a
recent meeting: "We are going to continue having these
meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting
done."
Quote from the
Boss... "I didn't say it was your fault. I said I
was going to blame it on you."
A motivational
sign at work: "The beatings will continue until morale
improves."
A direct quote
from the Boss: "We passed over a lot of good people to get
the ones we hired."
My Boss frequently
gets lost in thought. That's because it's unfamiliar
territory.
He's given
automobile accident victims new hope for recovery. He walks,
talks and performs rudimentary tasks, all without the benefit of a
SPINE.
HR Manager to job
candidate "I see you've had no computer training. Although
that qualifies you for upper management, it means you're
under-qualified for our entry level positions."
Quote from
telephone inquiry "We're only hiring one summer intern this
year and we won't start interviewing candidates for that position
until the Boss' daughter finishes her summer classes. |