Your supervisor
doesn't have the ability to do your job.
Board members'
salaries are higher than all the Third World countries annual
budgets combined.
Interviewees,
despite not having the relevant knowledge or experience,
terminate the interview when told of the starting salary.
Free food left
over from meetings is your staple diet.
Being sick is
defined as you can't walk or you're in hospital.
You're already
late on the assignment you just got.