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Daily
Thoughts
More George Carlin
If a pig loses its
voice, is it disgruntled?
When someone asks
you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two
cents in, what happens to the other penny?
Why is the man who
invests all your money called a broker?
Why do croutons
come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin
with.
Do infants enjoy
infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Why are a wise man
and a wise guy opposites?
If horrific means
to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
If lawyers are
disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that
electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys
deranged, models deposed and tree surgeons debarked.
Do Roman
paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"? |
