DR. SEUSS
Did the chicken
cross the road?
Did he cross it
with a toad?
Yes! The chicken
crossed the road,
But why it crossed,
I've not been told!
ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of
chickens to cross the road.
CAPTAIN
JAMES T. KIRK
To boldly go where
no chicken has gone before.
EINSTEIN
Did the chicken
really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?
ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die. In the
rain.